The Kluck Index

Our partners are driving us insane, a man gets a prize in his KFC, we love our chores, celebrate one particular kind of pizza and man, still nobody won the Powerball! 

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Walking around has never been deadlier, we deal with indoor bugs three ways, old people have it rough when it comes to tech lingo, Adderall is drying up and still nobody won the damned Powerball. 

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Running could help you kick depression, people smuggle animal turds these days, Ring is UFO hunting and wants your help, BK is celebrating Halloween early and all anyone cares about it the Powerball!

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We lose another educator to OnlyFans, a few of us still insist on being "that guy" on Halloween, Hoosiers love a trash candy, embrace our thiccc ladies today and we're screwed when Doomsday arrives. 

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Mortgage rates really are THAT high, Taco Bell needs to figure out what "all new" means, Canada is still burning, we skimp on pants and we have a new scariest city in America!

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A ton of us feel like we could be friends with out ex, cereal is down, we can pack away the pizza, Marines are getting a break on wardrobe, some of us are dressing our pets for Halloween and fish[...]

The robots are making robots now, we luv our coffee, Texas sounds wild AF, a man in New Jersey is overserved on the GNR and Taco Bell is having a party!

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Stairs can save you, Hoosiers are rude AF to delivery drivers, the government didn't shut down after all, "boy math" is a thing and you can buy George Washington's hair!

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We're still living paycheck to paycheck, McDonald's has new sauce, we take a ton of pics, the iPhone 15 is literally hot and Powerball is creeping up there!

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Russell Brand would like your money please, Reno sounds fun, we get bad gifts, pretend to like a ton of food, some of us keep bank mementos and it's National Drink Beer Day!

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