The Kluck Index

Man yesterday was a bad day to be a TV anchor, my wife is going out of town, we aren't doing family photos anymore, our debt is outstanding and it's National DNA Day!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The season hasn't started and the Lions are already losing, running Google pays fat, Spring cleaning is chicken soup for the soul, we all get food envy and a bad weekend for Bed, Bath & Beyond. 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]

Tesla is cutting prices, Motley Crue are working on new stuff, Twitter is taking back their check marks, repos are back in fashion and we are all eating bugs!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's 420 baby and we're blowing more cash on weed than candy! What? Most of us have the same view of the economy, the kids these days love their Adderall, McDonald's is changing it up and Texas is messing with[...]

After an extended weekend, we're back! Happy 4/20 Eve!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NYC has a rat czar, Montana wants your TikTok, Captain Crunch is a slacker, owning a home is shockingly pricey and a Florida man is also a very busy man!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lifting outside may be better than inside, the White House is cracking down on our partyin' ways, ticks are going to be bad this year and young dudes have no clue how to wash. Bruuuuuuuh

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The FBI is warning you to watch where you plug your phone in, we're getting more Kim Kardashian, cat-calling is still a thing, we'd rather Google than see a doctor and a shark has only a slightly better sniffer than[...]

OBJ had a payday over the weekend, Bam Margera is still on the loose and terrorizing people, Taylor Swift is single and walking (just a bit) can save your life!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We all lose our sense of fun around the same age, loads of us have asked for a few bucks over the last year, don't burn a bridge when you leave a job...statistics say you'll be back and Easter weekend[...]