The Kluck Index

Banks won't stop until they reach a "lifetime mortgage," we fight about clutter, Florida man takes karaoke very seriously and hoist a pint baby, it's National Beer Day!

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Kid ROck is very upset on the interwebs this week, Brownsville, Texas is have a bad go of it, Leonardo used a secret ingredient on the Mona Lisa and Big Milk may not be Big Milk for very much longer. 

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The WWE and UFC won't stop until they scare off ALL the women, just over half of us think the same thing about our partner, scientists need to STFU Finland gets welcomed to the party!

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Even the rich folk are cutting back their travel, we don't feel qualified for jobs these days, there is some free Coors Light out in Montana, we want hats and today we celebrate the humble Jeep!

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Our soldiers are getting thiccc, we feel insecure a lot, IHOP is sprucing up their menu, we are pretty two-faced when it comes to texting and driving and Heinz is teaming up with an unlikely ally. 

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Your eyes are giving away your age, Pepsi failed in the logo department, 3 years is a breaking point for a ton of relationships, Millennials are master ghosters and it's Final Four Weekend~

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Guess what lazy kids grown into? Scientists are begging us to cool the jets on AI, Oreo has a new flavor, we're getting Mammoth meat and it's Opening Day baby!

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One fella ruined a town's water, the guy who owns Porsche behaves exactly like you would if you owned Porsche, we're about to scarf down an insane number of jelly beans and stop putting things up your fanny that don't[...]

Looks like we're about to peak as a species, Elon Musk bought an old jalopy, Ted Nugent needs to check himself, some of us don't clean....like at all and it's time to appreciate weed!

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Women are flocking to the trucking game, idiot kids are still looking for Ninja Turtles, half of us are leaving this Spring and White Claw wants your driver's license!

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