The Kluck Index

Aaron Rodgers rumors are running hot, we love plotting vacays on the clock, we think we're pretty smart and the Super Bowl is set, LFG!!

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Take an N/A beer to the gym next time, we all travel for the same reason, it's the last weekend of Dry January, Philly has job openings and turns out junk food is worse for you than drugs!

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My Limp Bizkit idea gets shot down at work, Campbell's is coming for your underwear, Panic! At The Disco is breaking up and 1 out of 3 people in this country can't read gooooood. 

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TikTok has all the power, some of us are shelling out money for a good rubdown, the Earth may have stopped spinning, four dudes lost their freedom and the M&M candy mascots are retiring!

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The U.S. has the beast and biggest, loads of people are out there mispronouncing everyday words, neighbors aren't very neighborly these days, some of us are getting "the sex" and say it ain't so Tool Man!

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Some of us can't even do one push up, we have 8 sad days a month, Mt. Dew has a new hot sauce flavor on the way, churches are closing all over and some people replace their toothbrush once a[...]

North Dakota wants all the sexy out of the libraries, the dollar is down, breakfast is up, your toddler knows when you're full of it and it's National DJ Day yo!

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Green places may help your need for meds, intermittent fasting may kill you, we love our bananas, celebrate the humble Quark and our country is spending like we're in our early 20s!

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Great news, prices are coming down! Bad news, not that much. Wyoming sounds like a welcoming place, we're a nation of coffee junkies and everyone is asking Tom Brady the same thing!

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Always fun when wealthy people try to tell us poors how to live, Andy Dick is out there on that Andy Dick grind, Cheetos has a new trick, some of us are dream chasers and Dry January is halfway over!

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