The Kluck Index

McDonald's is firing up something new, Papa John's has fans? Japan needs young people to drink more and a tip if you find yourself drinking too much!

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Church sounds wild in Missouri, we post way too much crap online, it was a big week for the Buffalo and Papa John's. Also the Browns had a helluva MGK diss this week. 

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Miller High Life is getting into the dessert game, heat is going to kill us all in 28 years, bad grammar is worse than bad sex and we spend a horrifying amount of time online!

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Three dudes broke a World record and are probably sick of each other, over half of us think we can spot a liar, Russia has a new terrifying dog, a famous pair of drawers could be yours and lonely men[...]

Great, we're going to have a shortage of pizza sauce, fertilizer cost is breaking the bank for our grocery shopping, Norway doesn't mess around and we have an embassy.....in Tijuana?

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A video game is getting it's own booze, vasectomies are up, the Bears are down, California got it right last week and we will let nothing stop us from having fun!

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Teachers have it tough, Chipotle is offering to lend them a hand, we're being priced out of eggs, and it's officially NFL preseason time babayyyy!!!

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Wendy's has got the goods, Florida is buck wild as ever but Alabama is coming hot on it's heels, Steven Seagal is still the worst and a really neat/horrifying fact about spiders!!

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Chick-fil-A  is testing out something new, we're pushing our brains too hard, Krispy Kreme is making this diet hard AF and the Choco Taco gets a stay of execution. 

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K-Fed is making the news (lol, what year is it?) young people have no love for their cars, Miami has a terrible idea for a reality show, the Lions are on TV tonight and there is a perfect new snack[...]