The Kluck Index

Alex Jones is gonna need a few dollars, your loneliness is about to get even worse, Fred Durst has found love again, Angela and Kobe are down, the Juggalos are up!

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The show is on vacation until August 8th, so this will be the last Index for a few days. 

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Elon is casting his seed again, Russia has some brutal sounding chess robots, we eat food off the floor a lot, Mega Millions is over $800M, and KFC is the people's champ.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheap smokes and cheap beer sales are up, we try to flex our Rhode Island knowledge, a new gross candy is coming this Fall and Velveeta wants you to hurl.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KFC is a late bloomer, sharks are having a great Summer, we all use the same brands our parents used and British dentists are just printing money! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman met a bear camping for the final time, guys own three suits and they don't fit, Joe Rogan is on the hot seat, Mega Millions is way up there and it's National Junk Food Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for[...]

One man is bent out of shape at Bass Pro Shop, confidence in the media has never been worse, one drink is too much until you reach a certain age and it's National Hot Dog Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]

Iran may be packin', women can ditch the tops in Germany, Tik Tok is ruining our money and mental health and apparently we're getting priced out of bread now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man suffers embarrassment at a zoo, skinny people are more likely to be couch potatoes, Ricky Martin is making some insane headlines this week and Hooters has new sauce! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Webb is still kicking this week's ass, parents are forgetting lullaby lyrics, we celebrate legit the WORST pudding on the planet and a man got Jager-bombed into the afterlife.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.