The Kluck Index

Is it 88 degrees out? Then stop doing what you're doing! Not a lot of us can touch our toes, the James Webb telescope has had a big week and most of us have weed killer in our systems.  See[...]

Pets are the pickiest eaters, BMW is pulling some very BMW-eque crap, Elon and Twitter are heating up and Kellogg's has a gross new cereal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We need wayyyyy more money to be "financially comfortable," eat your Jello, way more people eat dip with a spoon than we ever imagined and this place we call Earth is getting so freakin' crowded! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are a ton of people going to family reunions, Cold Stone is going after our hearts, Thor is a huge deal and we brought up the Menendez brothers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new Shark Capital, odds are good your kids enjoy your singing, weekend exercise is the best kind and women get bored with you......VERY quickly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tesla is no longer the EV King, old bones are up for sale, most of us like sexy emojis, none of us are in good heart health and Jason has a weird take on pasta.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More dog walkers = less crime, fireworks won't stop until we're all dead, Delta pays pretty good to not use Delta and a ton of us have seen a UFO! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Independence Day is behind us, we have out hot dog champion, your smartphone may be ruining your memory, planning a wedding sucks these days and we all hate one part of shopping! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Behold, it's the first day of July already and Summer feels like it's slipping away.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And just like that, June is over. Daily Harvest is getting people sick, you make friends easier than you think, the AC is out and it's social media day!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.