The Kluck Index

College kids may be in for a wakeup call, most of us wish we could live a day as our pets? WTF? Why? We hate emails and our best and brightest at NASA are running out of ideas.  See omnystudio.com/listener[...]

May the 4th be with you....... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our houses are never clean, Russia is plowing through Generals, Shaq is putting the meat down and Joe Exotic must still have serious cash laying around.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things are off to a rough start on the market, majority of us don't care if you know what music we have on our phones, the Bears did a good deed to close out draft weekend and life is pretty[...]

Miller High Life thinks they're pretty classy, Tropicana wants to mess up your cereal, KFC is making Mom feel special and the Draft weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Carter has lived to fight another day, NASA wants space meat, Joe Exotic's new fiancé sounds like a treat and we're never going to be rich and we know it!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There was a big ancient find in Turkey this week, putting your phone down a bit may help your mental health, Elon Musk bought Twitter and it was a bad week for the World's Oldest Person.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy[...]

A man wants his Taco Bell nachos back, this weather is killing us mentally, Snickers had a rough weekend and we're going to be very hungry in about 30 years.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most of think Mother's Day should be EVERYDAY!!!! We're smokin' more pot than ever, Jager is trying to get us all to lose out jobs and it's Earth Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Women deal with a load of bad hair days, the Mexican Pizza is back, Netflix is having a bad week and the Cash Me Ousside Girl is worht way....wayyyyy more money than you think.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.