The Kluck Index

Happy 4/20 Kings and Queens! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kiefer wants to bring Jack back, kids want to treat dinner better, Avian flu is running wild, a gorilla is addicted to his phone (wtf?) and Alex Jones is having money problems.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Florida Man gets a positive headline for once, 4/20 is on the way, Loch Ness Monster gets a whole lot more terrifying and Taco Bell is treating us right! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elon Musk is going to ruin one of my Twitter accounts, most of us ain't retiring, one guy out there is soloing at a different level and it's Good Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of us are reaching for the Advil, Eggo wants to retire your toaster, dumbbells are for the gym not the bedroom and AC/DC helps surgeons! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrate an old timey dessert today, one Michigan Mom may be a secret genius, the weather is going sideways this week and OMG Britney is pregnant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BW3 hates your shorts, there is a job opening at Red Lobster, Florida is a wild place these days and there are only 3 K-Marts left!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A school out East is cracking down on snacks, the Michigan kidnappers are free, Krispy Kreme is doing it's best to keep the Sabbath holy and Will Smith has a date free in March for the next decade.  See omnystudio.com/listener[...]

Today is D-Day for Will Smith, half of parents want their kid to stay away from one sport, Florida lawyers sound just like Florida criminals and guess who grows almost all the World's eggplant? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ton of us want our dogs to be IG famous, smart people have heavy metal in their heads, millionaires have an easier go of things (no foolin!?) a Halo cookbook is on the way and Tiger is back baby![...]