The Kluck Index

Burger King is in hot water, Reese's wants into our pants and our pockets, Britney is writing a book and Elon Musk bought himself a chunck of the ol' Twitter! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

80s kids have a harder time settling down, we're getting a new Crow movie, the way you sleep is making you fat and a third of us blow our tax returns instantly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most of us worry about the way our house smells, a ton of us are naming our rides, cat owners get laid more than dog owners and Busch Light.....is selling a very Busch Light product.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fool's Day y'all!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And just like that, March is done. We take our pets and jobs seriously, the Earth may be leaking, you can get pickle flavored ice cream and we're all coming around to realizing that working hard doesn't work out the[...]

Your fingers may be connected to COVID, Denny's wants us all dead, MIT and Harvard are trying to ruin our good time, e-scooters are up and our happiness with buying online is down.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Panera wants in on the chicken sandwich wars, one fruit may be great for you, some of us are wayyyy too into our pets and have you heard Will Smith slapped a dude?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pepsi and iHop are forming an unholy alliance, unicycles may be the cure for our nation's gas ills, Modelo is multiplying and Michigan has weed money to hand out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Epstein Island is up for sale, we have lobster on our minds, Pope needs a raise and we buy the same produce every time we hit the store See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Cocktail Day, the Virgin Islands have the best air, problem drinking is getting to be, well, a problem and Taco Bell is having a birthday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.