The Kluck Index

Oh Lord, where did August go? We have a new COVID variant, Wendy's wants you dead, CVS is getting into the shrink business and Flamin' Hot Mt. Dew goes on sale today!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sonic wants to keep you refreshed and out of jail, most of us still divide chores based on gender, Spotify has crowned it's newest champ and TikTok has had enough of our clowning around.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charges continue to pile up against Ron Jeremy, billionaires made out well during the pandemic, some of us need a digital detox and R. Kelly has some serious money issues..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dog the Bounty Hunter kind of looks like one of those guys, we throw out a ton of food, the beetus is gonna get our youth and it's National Webmistress Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad week to live in Kentucky (aren't they all?) some of us have NEVER left our pets side, ICP is hanging it up and Purdue Pete has a bad week a the office.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sea World needs to get it's act together bro, being a couch potato could be deadly, the nation's tallest man has passed and the Pfizer vaccine is FDA approved! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tropical Storm Henri is out here raising Hell, the FDA is begging us to quit being dumb, half of us are scared as Hell about Mondays See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids are pumped to go back to school, TO wants a comeback, most of us don't have $2K laying around and it's National Radio Day.....so here's a podcast *facepalm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A roving band of teens is terrorizing Chicago, parents have a hard time entertaining kids in the Summer, none of us are watching live TV anymore, and it's National Soft Ice Cream Day, wooooo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Carter is lining up his next fight, the Tigers have an unfortunate broadcast moment, Dr. Phil is taking his show on the road and Mama June is SINGLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.