The Kluck Index

We spend SO MUCH MONEY on toilet paper in our lives! Elon Musk wants to chip our brains, positive drug tests are at an all time high and McDonald's is bringing the heat!

COVID is now messing with our nudist colonies! KFC is hanging up their slogan for a bit, the Dolphins want their 10 fans in the stands and we find out what the most iconic fashion item of all time is!

It's National Waffle Day, O.J. is out there still getting the ladies, the Gulf Coast and your Mom have something in common and NASA gives us a real "November Surprise." Happy Monday y'all!

Good news, we may be close to a hangover cure! AirBNB says no more parties, The Stones are opening up a store and a HUGE mistake is about to be made in Florida.

Man, the givernment is being a real killjoy with the new booze consumption guidelines, Jeff Lowe done gone and lost his zoo license, and the Indiana lotto has fallen on hard times...

Tokyo is getting some wild toilets, times are even hard for the Tooth Fairy and it turns out recycling may get you laid!

As it turns out hand sanitizer and matches do not mix, bears are freaking out up North, Death Valley is just a ball of fire now and there is a much darker side of monkey ownership than we thought.

Joe Exotic just won't accept his 15 minutes are up, our National debt is getting almost fake sounding, we have a new Oreo flavor coming and it's a day very near and dear to the show!

Jake Paul doing trashy stuff, video games are turning out to be GOOD for kids, David Blaine is back and we celebrate National Creamsicle Day!

We're getting new streaming services, the ladies in our lives have ZERO interest in quarantining with us again, we celebrate National Left Handers Day and a new tasty holiday treat is headed our way!