The Kluck Index

Cold plunges may not be good for you after all, sour candies are great if you're a dentist, we may be in an energy drink crisis and ditching social media could be the new flex. 

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Mental health is the new physical health, pennies are going extinct, Pibb is back and we're all struggling after the clocks fell back 

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Happy Halloween babayyyyyy!

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Monkey on the loose are having a huge week, Arby's deep fired turkey sammie is back, we have a new Greatest Pumpkin and today we celebrate the worst candy ever!!

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Amazon is slicing and dicing, Pepperidge Farms is running back a holiday classic, ya gotta be mean with ChatGPT and man do we blow our paychecks fast 

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There are NOT loose monkeys running around Newark, one third of us aren't sleeping well, McDonald's has a new sauce and a houseplant buddy can help you get through Winter!

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Taco Bell si releasing an unholy dessert, spoiled meet can give you a UTI, Florida woman claims to be married to Eminem and today is National American Beer Day!

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Wall Street bonuses are gonna be massive this year, rough week for the NBA, a third of us think we would kick Jason Vorhees' ass and Thanksgiving is cancelled!

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How you walk lets people know how you fight, Halloween is rising through the Power Rankings, we love the music we heard when we were 16 and health insurance is high AF.

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We love our Facebook Marketplace, Trader Joe's is wildin' up your morning, kids are using weed and drinks to sleep and American AIrlines is the pits. 

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