The Kluck Index

Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in Colorado

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McDonald's Canada has a new questionable collab, intermittent fasting is just OK, Mexico wants your movies, ladies need to focus on their grip strength  and BK is trotting out an old favorite....

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1 in 4 younger kids can't rad this sentence, we're cooking at home more, the Olympics are blowing through condoms, LJS is releasing the sauce and all of our social security numbers have been compromised. 

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Banquet has 4 new AM treats, we are not getting great ROI for our healthcare dollars, we spend about $1000 a year making things right at home and baby food is bad 

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'Twas the night before Valentines' and all through the house.......good luck this weekend gang!

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Parents are bummed their kids are in front a screen so much, Doritos is getting into the protein game, some of us have never seen a sunset and Britney Spears is $200M richer. 

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We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today!

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Our cars' interior is trash, Wyoming ain't very romantic-like, the US debt is spiraling and Hershey's is getting into the Olympic spirit!

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The Olympics are off and running, someone out-pizza'd the Hut, if you're over 35 I have some bad news for you and today is the day we apparently really take out foot off the gas!

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Lobsterfest is BACK, men are keeping notes on their ladies, we're in an affordability crisis according to all but 10% of us and Sydney Sweeney is selling her undies....

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