The Kluck Index

Houses are sitting on the market, we spend HALF of the whole day online, pet food is expensive and ladies change for the Summer!

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It's so hot out, our dogs are fat and Chuck E. Cheese is a criminal?!

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BACK FROM VACATION! I hope no music, wrestling or TV icons of my youth passed away the week I was gone!

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We're on vacation starting tomorrow, Index returns on 7/28!

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Pokemon card heists are big business, some of us are only getting 17 decent days a month, Crumbl wants me dead and KFC want their crown back!

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We have a space rock setting a record, half of us skip lunch breaks, Papa John's is running back a "classic", a new chip is on the horizon and we're getting screwed out of $217 each!

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Walmart is combining sodas and dessert, Kellogg's is being sold, West Virginia sounds enticing, we're hitting up loved ones for cash and we know very little about our family members. 

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Happy 7-11 Day!!! I'm home (almost) alone this weekend, men don't pee like we used to and our days are getting shorter!

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Today we celebrate one of our favorite tropical drinks, learn where to live for a longer life, stay where the Smurfs stay and some of us get to keep our shoes on at the airport now!

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The Epstein files weren't a thing after all apparently (wut?) choking is up, healthy children are down and not getting laid could be helpful for you?

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