Turns out we think there is one thing holding us back from making more money, gaming over 10 hours a week is bad for your waistline, 25 & under crowd aren't getting hired these days and IT'S COLD EVERYWHERE
We're even dreaming about ads we see, Butterfinger is getting a new flavor, Bills are looking for a coahc, Kellogg's is adding a ton of new Loops and we're getting a new Paranormal Activity!
Aerobics could save your brain, Frito Lay has some new jams, Grok won't undress your internet crush anymore and Goodwill is about to get a flood of fat guy wear!
Wow man, there are some REALLY inactive people out there! Cup Noodles is getting ready for the Super Bowl, Verizon customers had a quiet week and we're all geeks about something!
Saks Fifth Avenue is having a tough year already, we have a new tallest dog in the world, Kiefer Sutherland sounds like a treat to be around and we're not into booze anymore.
Google is worth trillions, the water on airplanes is bad, bad bad....we could have a pill that snitches on you for skipping your meds and I have bad news for us when we turn 57, 70 and 78!
Alaska is getting buried, Gen-Z are working until they die, vaping is out and ciggies are back in and if you take GLP-1s....you better plan on taking them forever.