Poor sleep means your brain is hella old, Facebook is somehow getting worse, 1 in 5 of us get a different music festival experience than the rest and DQ is making those diet plans hard AF
Women need to take early detection seriously, Progresso is getting into the deodorant game, we have a cheese champ walking among us and Mt. Dew is somehow getting worse for you!
AI may cause you to cheat, Spirit is laying off what we thought were pretty important employees, our shirts are getting shorter and so much for that rapture.