The Kluck Index

McDonald's has three new jams today, sweets are down, cats and dogs are good for your brain, the UFC is coming to the White House and White Castle ups their chicken game!

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Big weddings are out, chicken salad at Jersey Mike's is in. Waffle House has canned drinks, the US is in the fly-breeding game and today we toast dumpy bars everywhere!

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Bologna recall in full effect, getting a doggo is going to keep you home, the dollar is having a rough go, Target has a new cheese and everything is on sale this week!

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Diddy goes to the jury, Krispy Kreme keeps giving away donuts, TikTok influences how we eat, Hertz is using AI to ding your wallet and we celebrate the humble postal worker. 

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Baths are better than saunas, extinct Pringles flavor returns from the dead, a fat guy does fat guy things and take your rings off at the gym!

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We are not feeling good about the economy, being hot fills your pocket, Mt. Dew has a new jam and caffeine may be keeping you young! 

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Pizza Hut is bringing the Hut Love, we're all nervous about traveling abroad, bars are out and pizza at home is in and Aaron Rodgers may finally be done after this season. 

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The Diddy prosecution has rested, Arby's has a new sandwich, Subaru is tops, Mustangs are not and some people do not know how to behave at a restaurant. 

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We're growing our own bacon now, don't even unsubscribe from spam, Qdoba is bringing back a fan-favorite and we're all frying this week!

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