The Kluck Index

Great news, you're not old (yet, Ritz has a new flavor, farmers need to tone down their cows, TikTok's days are numbered and it's NFL draft night!!!

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50 Cent thinks he can beat a guy's ass, Trader Joe's has some luxurious garlic bread, Sprite has a new flavor and we are getting dumber. All of us. 

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Denny's has a new jam, Starbucks' baristas reveal their favorite drinks, fast food prices are getting too damned high, Digiorno is giving you the best of both frozen worlds and Crumbl is making Mondays a little sweeter!

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Morgan Wallen is starting his apology tour, Stanley and Starbucks want all of your money, weed may protect your brain and it's Earth Day!

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IT'S 4/20 EVE Y'ALL!!!

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Popeye's is getting in the 420 spirit, we hate making financial moves, West Virginia has the jobs, Tesla is having a rough week and hug a Lineman today!

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We no sleep. We stress big. Reese's is getting into the Olympic spirit, fake girlfriends are going to be huge business and NASA has it's next Mars simulator crew!

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Lunchables may be bad for you, kids have about a half hour attention span, we all fall for tourist traps and don't buy sex toys off of Facebook!

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Tax day baby! Guys need to do better with our oral hygiene, golf season has started, apparently we want to sleep with robots and our pets give us all the joy apparently. 

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O.J. died, chocolate will soon only be for the elite, working out in the evening may be just what you need and bro, we eat some serious grilled cheese in this country. 

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