The Kluck Index

Some old folks have it pretty bad these days, also it turns out they're all headed to Pennsylvania! Thursday night football is going to suck and today we celebrate Scrapple!!

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Science has found 8 things you can do to extend your life, we're going to a load of holiday gatherings, Dr. Phil still has viewers (?) and how does a free lap dance sound?

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We missed BravoCon, Phoenix hates it's homeless, dining out may be a flex, nerds have a new beer, night time makes us not very productive and crack open the vino, it's Merlot Day!

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Half of us have one true ride or die, if you suck at work it may be your bosses' fault, we're heading to Dubai, T-Swift has a new squad and tomorrow is Election Day!

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Britney has had a big week, kids have no problems talkin' salary, realtors have been pinched for being shady, we celebrate a noxious treat and if your lady cheats...odds are she got it from her Mom. 

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Some of us love fighting in front of people, if you're in Texas stay off the grid, Twitter is doing phone calls now, anger can HELP you and Krispy Kreme needs to calm down. Welcome to November!

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The last day of Rocktober...Happy Halloween faithful subscribers!

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Most Federal buildings are empty, LA is a shoplifter's paradise, McFlurry spoons are out, being single is costly, some grown-ass adults are scared of the elevator and if you grew up in the Midwest in the 80s and 90s.....you KNOW[...]

Birds are getting chesty these days, one guy thinks fat teachers are no good, teens are giving the thumbs down to nudity on TV, come of y'all are VERY forgiving and we all need to try a new restaurant!

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42 states are suing Facebook, some us started playing the kissing game really young, there is a Swiftie dating scam, nearly half of us deal with hauntings and scientists have heard radio from space!

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