The Kluck Index

Some of you don't know how bad us uggos have it, we only have a few close friends, they need to make Ford Escorts to keep our kids safe, dog owners spend big and we don't exercise because were too[...]

We're not getting a new Bond anytime soon, buying a home in 2023 is rough, today we celebrate the lowliest of all lunch meats, a woman has a strange addiction and running even a tiny bit may be good for[...]

We have a new World's Hottest Pepper, a BBQ-only streaming service, turns out kids are cool with Mom and Dad tracking them, loads of people have gone belly, my van is going into the shop and there is a baby[...]

Car theft is way up, Taco Bell is testing some new tasty treats, the Ryans are gathering, loads of us way overestimate our "old family recipes," we're going on hard on Halloween and kids, take that whole credit thing seriously!

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Movies may help your stress levels, booze could come between you and your spouse...but it also might not, you can apparently undercook mushrooms, we're getting a new continent and loads of us may be headed to a plastic surgeon!!

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The Index took a bit of a detour today because of an inside joke between Jason and Warren.......

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Rite Aid is on it's way out, soda fountains sound disgusting, we're getting more prisons, Best Buy is clearing floor space, the beavers are back in London and we waste so much time on work emails. So. Much. Time. 

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Utah has a controversial calendar, none of us have much in savings, Pittsburgh leads the nation in horror, clean out your desktop and some of are seem to be pretty smart...the rest of us not so much.

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Friday the 13th?!!! Owning a newspaper sounds rough, thumbs down all bras today, glitter is OUT overseas, Domino's is bringing in the robots and your selfies are making you look so gooood girl!

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Will and Jada are making the news, we're all drowning in debt, eBay is in some hot water, snacks rule, Hardee's in Michigan City sounds like a wild place and pool season is officially over. 

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